What should I do now?

Marketing has not been kind to me, nor I to it. I find it ironically isolating and not at all what I wanted to do. Now that I'm unemployed. "I don't know! But you'd better fucking figure it out," as Glynis Johns would say.

Things I've been considering:

• Companion / home care for the elderly
• Paralegal
• Attorney
• Nurse
• Fighter pilot*
• Puppy petter (this must be a job, right?)
  
• Sharp shooter (seems cathartic)

*'s blind trophy wife