Iowa changing state motto from "Our Liberties We Prize and Our Rights We Will Maintain" to, "Our Ideas of Liberty are Flexible and Relegated to just the Groups We Deem Have Positive Bedroom Values."
Still unknown: will the raccoon on his head also have to attend trial. Timmy, as he's called, asking Judge for special "Wait in the Hall Pass."
PTA-types on crank jailed; in future news: little Chen makes plastic vomit.
Sale canceled, Madonna's engorged roid-veins subsequently suck all the rivers of Africa dry
Damn you Fred Savage! This explains so much!