Friday, January 27, 2006

open wide

Just got back from the "women's" doctor. Ever since I had a rather uncomfortable, rather intimate biopsy procedure last year, I begin to hyperventilate the day before an appointment and am in a full-on dead sweat by the time the doctor comes into the room. Now I know why my dog shook so much when returning to the vet.

Fingers crossed for a good outcome!

8 comments:

Mary P. said...

I am disturbed by the title after reading this here entry.

BDLine.net Danni said...

Mary Bear, Sometimes you just gotta laugh...and when you have to go to the women's doctor five times a year following a biopsy, you really, really gotta try to find the humor.

Anonymous said...

i agree danni...the medical procedures we have to go through as woman are only bearable through laughter. i had a procedure while pregnant where it felt like the doctor opened up an umbrella in my uterus. once the tears of pain subsided i couldn't help but laugh at the thought of the doctor trying to open up an umbrella in my hoo-hoo chute. wth?

BDLine.net Danni said...

OMG, I am so adopting the phrase "hoo hoo chute." Doesn't the doctor know its bad luck to open an umbrella inside?!?

Highlights from two years of blogging. said...

ugh, I'm sorry Danni- this is my least fabourite activity ever! and you went on my birthday!
I always find some kind of shopping-related reward afterwards can help...

Highlights from two years of blogging. said...

i meant to say favourite btw! lol

BDLine.net Danni said...

Oooo, shopping! why didn't I think of that?!? Or, ice cream maybe. I think ice cream is in order in that case.

Highlights from two years of blogging. said...

or both!