This week:

• Am reminded about the fuckwittage of old bachelor boys
  
• Sold credit cards at a pro-baseball game
• Got to see Coors field
• Saw two lipsticks making out, it was really sweet
• Have had zero units of alcohol since Friday night, well, okay, Sunday afternoon...Lynn :)
• Someone asked me if I were, "There from the modeling agency..."
• Have increased freckle population by approximately 1,000,000
• Made a lean roast beef wrap (holy crap do I miss red meat! It is so delicious)
• Started listening to: The Onion podcast and the BBC Radio News podcast (is v. brilliant)
• Have played ZERO games of pool! Am going through withdrawal
• Came to the realization that we aren't unpacking b/c the apartment sucks so badly, no one wants to stay
• Ate two Snickers eggs (best candy ever made by humans)
• Had a crazy-ass dream involving an airport, a wedding of a young family friend and a sobbing ex waiting in the choir nook